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  1. 1. A male deer, it walks, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer) !!!!

    2. Two tomatoes cross the road, one car The car passed by, one of them could not avoid being flattened, and the other tomato pointed at
    smiling tomatoes: Dig hahaha, tomato sauce ...

    3. Big The gray wolf said, "I want to eat you !!!" You guessed, what happened?

    This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.

    . Stone and rice cakes were fighting.

    The lovers have been in private for life, but the boys need to take military service, so they set an oath with the girls and gave the girl a drill
    , and promised that today, three years later, today When you meet the girl, then, the ring is a wedding ring. After 3 years, I have been going
    . The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She threw the diamond ring into The sea, far away from the country
    . But, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she always became her legacy
    . In a few years, boys went out to fish out, guess what he caught?

    year cake !!!

    5. Dumplings are boys or girls n
    Answer Boys because dumplings have foreskin

    6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" Since then N melon !!

    7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched it to death ...

    8. There is a bird

    . He passes a piece of corn field every day

    but unfortunate

    n
    All corn turns into popcorn

    In the birds fly over ...

    thinking that it is snowing, it will die cold ...

    9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?

    Is when buying instant noodles

    ?

    Aatong: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."

    Aba: "After ten years is the Youth Festival." n
    A pine: "It is Father's Day in more than ten years."

    Abai: "Old Man's Day in more than decades."

    Ah Song: "Over decades."

    Abai: "Qingming Festival."

    11. Soldiers: "thirst ... thirst ..."

    The Cao Cao: "Everyone persisted for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while
    ."

    : "Oh, there are plums to eat, oh"

    half an hour later -Cao Ren: "Lord! The expedition found a lot of water!" R r r r

    Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water to drink"

    The soldiers: "Don't go ... must find plums ..." 12. A girl lost love in love I advised her: "Two legs
    toads are not easy to find, there are men with three legs!" Isn't it a silly child? "Dad said," Stupid child, how can you
    ? How will it be a silly child? " I met on the street, why didn't they say hello?
    ? (Suppose they can speak)

    because ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... because for ...

    ………………………

    Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~

    15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

    Answer: Press it.

    Reason: The crow is silent (silent).

    16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, where is you
    ? !!! "This college student returned to the enemy, but he was killed by electricity ...

    He said," I am from electricity! "
    n 17. A I will take you to a place where all girls do not wear a bra. "

    B:" Really? Where is it? Take me soon! "
    Just in the kindergarten next door! "

    18. The host of the happy dictionary program Wang Xiaoya interviewed a program audience on the spot and asked," In your mind, you worship the most
    Which female host? " The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because
    It you look a bit like Yang Lan!"

    19. Know what the spider man is Is it color?

    red, wrong!

    is white

    does not believe you read Spider -Man's English: Spider Man (is a white man)

    20. Why Xiaominghuihui Falling?

    Please think twice .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. for..

    This is slippery. After finishing, rushed into the 7-11 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, it was beaten by the clerk
    , but leaving the lamb in the store alone. Why?

    The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..............

    22. The glass of glass and coffee cups crossed the road, and suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!

    The results of the glass were hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?

    The coffee cup has ears!

    23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, fart No. 3, referred to as MP3 ...

    24. I hate two people most:

    The first is racially discriminated;

    is black;

    is unknown!

    25. I want to thank Ogawa, Chaohelan, Nagase Ai, Mika Ryoko, Takashiko Mary, Kawamoto Dance, Womani Hitoma,
    Naomi, Shiraishi, Kudo Kwai, Hiroshi Koizumi, Kishikawa Mishi, Sita Yoshiki, Sawai Yongjie,
    Fujizaki Caihua, Yoshan Takura, Kihiro Hiroshi, Matsumura, Yuki, Quan Shizuka, etc., I know the names and do not know
    The names, once appeared in my computer, who has been deleted or still in the computer: Every night
    When people are quiet, they accompany me to spend one lonely after another lonely after another. At night; when my spirit was the most unwilling, it was her
    ers to comfort me in a timely manner; when I played CS to exhausted, it was the pleasure that they made me feel unobstructed; When N fans have no feelings, they make me feel high ~

    26. Now the precision accuracy of earthquake predictions has indeed improved a lot. Results
    are in "Jiujiang"!

    27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Ying"

    He Jie said: "The worship of my fans said -even" The idol is Jie "

    said:" The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang "

    Li Yuchun said:" You talk, I'll go first! "

    28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together.

    Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, I will name "Ball"!

    Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!

    Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!

    Nini: My name is "Nava"!

    stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...

    In 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.

    Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!

    I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!

    Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!

    Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!

    n stood up in Jingjing and said: You talk, I have something to do ...

    29. The severe winter is here, and I decided to keep the habit of taking a cold bath, But washing it, I found that I turned back
    The childhood! Intersection Intersection

    30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt the stomach hurt, and then he "卟", what did you say he pulled out ~~
    ?? (Diligence) Oh !!! Cemeter (Cai) What color is the color ???????

    Answer: yellow

    because: R n
    31. There is a fat man ....

    jumping down from the top of the 20th floor ....

    n
    The fat man !!

    32. There was a piece of bread before, and it felt hungry, so I ate it.

    After thirsty, I drank myself ..

    . There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep ...

    is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~

    34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?

    Meng's mother's three movements (thousands)

    35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!"
    n ! Destin the horse! "

    Procketing car:" Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ... " How did I die after falling down on the Himalayan Mountains?

    Answer: starve to death. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time to float ...

    37. The most KB diary in the world

    The old bear is about to write a diary and find that the diary has been used up. He I want to go out to buy another one to write, but it is late
    at twelve o'clock. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.

    The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."

    The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 with 50 50 Come out. "

    The boss said," It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan. "

    The old bear said happily:" Thank you boss. "

    The boss said with a very low voice again: "When you buy it, don't open the last page, otherwise
    will happen to be very kb. ! "

    The old bear said," Well, I know. "

    The old bear bought the diary home. On the table in front of the window. At this time, he wanted to first take a bath and write a diary ...

    In after taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. Blowing the page ...
    ... When the last page is blowing, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind
    n kb. It happened ... I saw the old bear screamed, because he saw the last page and wrote:

    (please pull down)

    ………………… .. Pull ...

    continued to pull ....

    Yes, and finally pull a little ...

    Suddenly said, my heart is so hard!

    A walnut walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my face is so thick!

    The cola can walking on the road. It feels boring when walking. Suddenly, I am so Cola!

    The heater walking on the road, helping passers -by, walking and saying suddenly, I am so enthusiastic!

    A key walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am Qu Yuan! I will lock up and down!

    A meter walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am a literati! Seeking him a thousand dots in the public!

    The tadpole walking on the road, walking and meeting another tadpole, walking and saying suddenly, we are not QQ
    !

    A hawthorn got married and walked on the road. Suddenly, my face blushed!

    The hawthorn divorced and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, my heart is sore!

    A hawthorn remarried and walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, there is a child in my belly!

    In a tea leaf wrapped on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I really want to be soaked!

    A dumpling filling walks on the road, walking and walking suddenly, I want to be covered!

    A lighter walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, my belly is full of anger, I want to get angry!

    A cockroach walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I am strong!

    This thimble walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I top!

    The ice cream walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I'm cold!

    A spider walked on the road, walking and saying suddenly, I still want to lie on the Internet!

    A fish walks on the road, walking and suddenly said, I like diving every day!

    The Guan Yu walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, I walked a thousand miles a single riding!

    The eagle walks on the road, walks and meets the bear, walks and says suddenly, we play the eagle bear!

    A compass walking on the road, walking and saying suddenly, why can't I find the North?

    The earthworms walked on the road, walking and suddenly said, why can't I find my legs?

    39. In the past, Zhang Xi Mengsi was closed to raise his eyes, and suddenly felt as if there was a little less,

    The blanket will come back just after the appointment,

    This hugs holding an electric blanket and said:

    Brothers ~~ You can come back, I am cold ~~~

    40. A German, French, and a Japanese work to work in the mine.

    The boss is an American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique, you are responsible for your work."

    Responsible for mining plans. "

    and said to the Japanese," You are thin. You are responsible for SUPPLIES. " Essence

    The days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese were gone. After a long time, they decided to go back to work first.

    When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,

    Plip loudly to:

    "Surprise!"

    41. There is a polar bear play with a penguin together. The penguin pulled the hair on the ground one by one, and after pulling
    , said to the polar bear, "It's cold!"

    The polar bear listened, and pulled down the hair on his body one by one, turned his head and said to the penguin, "It's really cold
    !"

    42. There is a hiding cat community, and the head of the group has not found it yet ...

    43. Xiaohong asked: When you stir -coffee, use your right hand or left hand

    Xiaomei said: The right hand

    Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so amazing, you will not be afraid of hotness, like I use a spoon.

    44. Do you know why penguins live in Antarctic?

    because it is relatively cold there ... ..

    45. There is a snack bar that sells dumplings without business,

    So she went to the teacher. What to do,

    The master said: You are going to find a fresh body to wrap its meat into dumplings,

    , But the people in their family must not eat this kind of dumplings, otherwise
    will have very KB.

    The boss tried the effect really good,

    then she went to find the body again.

    . The next day her son had to bring a bento,

    but he couldn't find it, so he went to the refrigerator to see,
    n A bento box thought he thought it was him,

    did not expect the boxes in the box to sell the remaining dumplings,

    Jump,

    The dumplings in the morning are obviously 10. Intersection

    know why?

    .

    . n
    . n
    . n r
    n n n n n n n n n n n n r n.

    .

    .

    46. A logging worker goes to apply for work

    Workers: You can try it in the forest in front ... see you can see a few trees in one minute ... ..

    . After a minute ....

    Workers: Wow ... 20 trees in one minute ... too powerful ... Where did you work before?

    Workers: Sahara Forest ...

    It workers: I haven't heard of it ... I have only heard of the Sahara Desert ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ssiza like it. . Later, the name was changed!

    47. Wife: I really blindly step on the shit and I will marry you.

    Buki: I am really blind and step on the shit before marry you.

    This shit: I am unlucky! Lie there are stepped on by you ...

    48. Telling a story, a pair of lovers will have a lifelong life, but the boys need to take military service, so they have a vow with the girls
    Give a girl a diamond ring, and promise to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a
    wedding ring.

    has finally passed by 3 years, but the boy heard the news of the woman getting married on the return of the home. shore. The boy went to the small restaurant on the street for dinner. A fish came on. He pinched
    The fish took a bite, bit into a hard thing, spit it out, guess what he saw ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rnrn  49.有一天,老师带一群小朋友到山上采水果,rnrn  他宣布说: "Children, after finishing the fruit, let's wash together and eat together."

    All children ran to pick fruit.

    . Once the collection time, all children gathered.

    Teacher: "Xiaohua, what are you picking?"

    Xiaohua: "I'm washing Apple because I picked it to the apple."

    Teacher: "How about you?"

    Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomato."

    Oh! What about you? "

    Aming:" I'm washing shoes because I stepped on the stool. "

    50. Why the puppy gets smaller and smaller and smaller Intersection

    : Because it goes further and further.

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    50 empty jokes

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